May 2013
59 posts
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
Watchjakemalik:
me and my dog almost starved
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
wesley-james:
On last week’s Game of Thrones I was amazed at how Jaime Single-handedly saved Brianne, and unarmed too!
I think he deserves a hand (of applause)!
grantaire-dont-care:
dancing queen
young and sweet
only sewenteen
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
careymulligan:
the great gatsby drinking game
step 1: drink every time gatsby says “old sport”
step 2: die of alcohol poisoning
Watch
First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!
So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made...
fuckingmultiverse:
letsgivethesekidsashow:
honeychildplease:
I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
benjenstark:
SANSA, ARYA, RICKON, AND BRAN HAVEN’T SEEN THEIR MOTHER SINCE THE BEGINNING OF GAME OF THRONES HAPPY MOTHERS’ DAY
do you ever get bored of tumblr so you open up a new tab and go to tumblr
chickensandwich:
pizzaforpresident:
i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit
drarna:
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
darrynek:
*gets into a taxi* quick follow my blog
xoxocommunismgurl asked: R2-D2 and Jar Jar Binks
May the 4th Asks
Qui-Gon Jinn: What has been your biggest defiance of authority?
Jar Jar Binks: What is your biggest regret?
Padme Amidala: Would you ever want to run for public office?
Yoda: What would people not know about you just by looking at you?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Do you think you would make a good teacher, and why?
Anakin Skywalker: Have you ever betrayed someone?
Luke Skywalker: In what ways are you/have you ever been heroic?
Han Solo: What's the best way to tell someone you love him/her?
Leia: What is your best phrase to insult someone?
C-3P0: What languages are you fluent in?
R2-D2: When was the last time you were a total badass?
Chewbacca: Are you competitive when playing sports/games?
Emperor Palpatine: What is the worst thing you've ever done?
Wicket: What is the last thing you contributed to that would have failed without your help?
Wedge Antilles: Have you ever managed to escape from a near-death situation (either once or twice)?
Darth Vader: When was the last time you redeemed yourself from a mistake?
“To be or not to be? Bitch I might be”
– William Shakespeare (via tveenager)
zuzuzuko:
resetty:
what if websites had closing hours
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drdavidbrinner:
drdavidbrinner:
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was...
